• Afternoon on a Friday: I will do my essay tomorrow so that I can have Sunday off.
  • Midnight on Sunday: Oops time to start that essay.
  • me in 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
  • me in 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook

in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE VOICE WAS OF A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN OMG

im in a relationship with wifi

idk we have this connection

agentbartowski:

laughing-fit:

wastetheday:

“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”

i’m so done

lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic