- Afternoon on a Friday: I will do my essay tomorrow so that I can have Sunday off.
- Midnight on Sunday: Oops time to start that essay.
- me in 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
- me in 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE VOICE WAS OF A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN OMG
im in a relationship with wifi
idk we have this connection